Sex
Horny Burglar Stealing Blow-up Dolls
We thought the canon of wacky, cleverly named criminals had peaked with the "butt bandit," but then...
Scandal-Linked Ladies Who Brought Down Powerful Men
Today is the birthday of Donna Rice -- one of Asylum's favorite real-life femme fatales. Though she...
The Robotic Sexual Revolution -- Good For Humans?
Humans have been fantasizing about sex with robots since well before the most basic robotics...
Have You Heard of a Nipple Extractor?
We'd never heard of the fetishy-looking gadget (pictured left) that's currently going for $4.73 on...
The Greatest Achievements in Men Humping Things in 2008
Our Asylum New Year's Eve party basically consisted of people making up lists and spouting them off...
Sexy Magazine Covers That We Loved Last Year
Yes, it's already 2009, but it's never too late to ogle -- or appreciate -- the most scintillating...
10 Things You Should Never Say to a Porn Star
It's AVN season, the time when porn stars dress up in their finest PVC attire and compete for awards...
Blue Man Group Denies Involvement in Illicit Public Sex
Something about the vaguely creepy Blue Man Group performance art trio just inspires emulation,...
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1. Unforgettable Pin-Up Girls
Your picks and ours.
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2.Cash Trashing
Criminally awesome art.
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3. Photobombers
Ruining your pictures one click at a time.
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Swimming Fully Clothed
Is it porn?
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Teens Take It Off, Put it Online
20 percent post nudie pics online.
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Site Tracks Your Girlfriend's PMS
You don't have to use the moon anymore.
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Get Rid of Your Man Pelt
Shaving back hair.
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A Date With A Model
An Asylum investigation.
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